part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
1:54 am • 24 April 2014 • 35,963 notes
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Holy shit that’s awesome.
I want to
1:48 am • 24 April 2014 • 94,912 notes
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
(Source: ashftirwin, via bianca-marieee)
1:45 am • 24 April 2014 • 339,788 notes
“What a beautiful wedding.”
— the bridesmaid (to the waiter)
(Source: salliethesalad, via bianca-marieee)
1:44 am • 24 April 2014 • 223,750 notes
“I hope you meet someone who wants to experience you and not just see you by their eyes. Someone who doesn’t only want to have sex with you but moves their fingers over your body like trying to find a city on a world map and mark their favourite destinations. Someone who wants to experience you like a masterpiece. whenever we observe a masterpiece we get the urge to touch it and most of the time we do, involuntarily, because it’s so perfect that we not only want to see it with our eyes and forget it’s details later on because I read somewhere that every time you recall a memory your brain edits it bit by bit so we long to experience it so that each part which contributes to it’s perfection stays with us afterall how scary it would be to forget how perfect you felt. So I hope someone experiences you like a summer breeze stroking your hair, like the warmth of bonfire on a chilly winter night, like the taste of that traditional homemade dish by a mother for her children who’s taste forever lingers in their mouth. I hope you find someone who justifies in treating you like the perfect art you are.”
— The most beautiful submission ever sent to me from - sadgirlslikebadboys (via thejamesboyle)
1:35 am • 24 April 2014 • 11,005 notes
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this
1:34 am • 24 April 2014 • 78,510 notes